December 7, 1997

Subject: Descartes and other humor...
Date: Sun, 07 Dec 97 10:05:27 UTC
From: MPilert@MAF.Org


Descartes

I am, therefore I think. That's putting Descartes before the horse.

Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Would you like a beer?" Descartes says, "I think not." Descartes disappears.

Descartes described how his father taught him how to swim by throwing him into the Seine: "I sink, therefore I swam."

Misc.

Two men walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would have seen it.

You know what the problem with a lot of people is? Overpopulation.

Rule of thumb for evaluating computer technology: If it works, its obsolete.

Cheers,
Mike